January : Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February : Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March : Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said"2-4 years!"
April : Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!
May : Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June : Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July : Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the others wimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August : Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September : The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
November : Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
December : Couldn't call 911...."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
What a year
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