Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Bill      : So, how is heaven Steve ?

Steve : Great ! It just doesn't have wall and fences.

Bill      : So ?

Steve : So we don't need Windows and Gates there. Hahaha!

Bill      : Grrrrgh!

Steve : Sorry Bill, didn't mean to offend you.

Bill      : It's okay Steve. But I heard a rumor.

Steve : Oh, what rumor ?

Bill      : That nobody's allowed to touch Apple there.