Canadians: Please divert your course 5 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 5 degrees north to avoid a
collision.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 5 degrees south
to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Lincoln, the
second-largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet! We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous other
support ships. I demand that you change your course 5 degrees north, or measures will be taken to ensure
the safety of this ship!
Canadians:
This is a lighthouse.
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