Two ways to look at things . . .

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

His wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," the man sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My Gosh! says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.