Saturday, 2 June 2007

Smart Wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife:

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husbandAllen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given hims some other items.........

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

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